Lawak Saodah di tahun baru

Gambar ni tak ada kene mengena pon dgn pos. Saje buat cuci mata.

Aku tengah chat, sekali ada member aku buat lawak. Hahaha, kesilapan dalam keyakinan.

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] birthday *someone* in january

[saodah(nama sebenar)] kesian orang lahir awal awal ni
[saodah(nama sebenar)] sebab kalau lewat sikit
[saodah(nama sebenar)] sure diorang technically setahun lebihmuda

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] hahaha
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] lebih tua ah
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] sepak kang

[saodah(nama sebenar)] aaaa bukan salah
[saodah(nama sebenar)] kalau diorang lahir LAGI awal
[saodah(nama sebenar)] so diorang setahun muda

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] apa nih

[saodah(nama sebenar)] yg tak tahan tu, kalau lahir 1/january/1981

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] kalau lahir laqi awal
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] lagi tua lah
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] isk
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] kau tak tahu kira ke
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] cuba kalau dia lahir 31 disember 1980
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] tak ke lagi tua
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] isk
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] KAU GILA

[saodah(nama sebenar)] oh ye ek
[saodah(nama sebenar)] hahahahaha

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] KAU GILA

[saodah(nama sebenar)] alah

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] HKWAHHHKHKGHKAGA

[saodah(nama sebenar)] haha lupakan
[saodah(nama sebenar)] hahahahahaha

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] KAU GILA

[saodah(nama sebenar)] macam malu jap

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] WHKAHKRHKAGHKAKHGA

[saodah(nama sebenar)] hahahahahaha

[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] KAU GILA
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] kau gila
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] wakhrkahghkaghkahkgahgkah
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] whkarhkahkgahkgahkgahkgahkghkaa
[chuel(bukan nama sebenar)] whkarhahkgahka.. (tegolek golek tak leh hendel)

Gua dapat Award yo!

Semalam gua dapat award.
award untuk apa pon gua tak tau.
gua rasa award untuk blogger paling hensem (tapi tak jambu macam endy jambu).
tapi apa pon terima kasih kepada saudari nard indie kerana memberi award tersebut.

gua nak ucapkan terima kasih kepada keluarga gua, peminat, dan semua warga kaki blog.
i love ya'll.


layanlah lagu dendangan "The County Medical Examiners"

hey girls

so aku gi mamak ituh/ittewh.

untuk petama kali, kali nih aku tak amek nasik beriyani dengan sambal, instead dengan pasangan sebenar nasik beriyani, kuah-kuah yang menonggeng menunggu untuk dijamah rakus.

pastuh sebab aku lapar sangat, tak makan dari petang semalam dowh, aku order sekali rojak.

aku duduk kejap tunggu rojak. nih kira time a few minits seblom orang dari lunch hour sampai. tak ramai orang.

ada couple kat belakang aku tengah berjimak cam 'ahhh bang! tunggulah sayang! ahh ahh ahhh! apa lah sayang nih! cepat lah sayang! ahh sayang! sayang nak gi mana tuh? ahh!', apa lanchau tah.

mamak yang control pengkalan nasi kandar (kalau ada mamak lain tengah berlegar kat situ masa aku tengah datang sekalipown tetap mamat nih gak yang tekapai-kapai datang amekkan nasik, maknanya dia jeneral bahagian ini) tengah sangap tros dia start lah gaul kuah kuah kat situ. memang logik ada kuah yang bagos kalau gaul, tapi dia boleh plak belasah gaul sekali daging-daging yang kering tuh, macam, okaylah aku faham kau sangap, kalau aku takde keje ada aku amek satu lagi nasi kandar nak hilangkan sangap kau tapi takpe ah cukup ah dua bende nih ada kembung perot aku layan jap lagi sambil sambong tengok cerita the krays.

rojak aku siap. time tuh gak orang-orang dari lunch hour dah sampai. couple yang tengah asyik membuat hubungan kelamin kat belakang aku tadi pon dah senyap-senyap ala-ala kaver. mamak jeneral pengkalan nasi kandar pun dah campak sudu kuah pastuh capai sudu nasik cam 'boss, makan?'.

seblom bayar aku kasi angkat satu tin 100 plus dulu.

senyap je tempat nih. cuti skolah eh.

yeke. ye kot.

argh.

tableh blah pagi tadi layan awekz-awekz kat facebook. asallah chumel sangat dowh.

Maturity

nih minggu lepas punya cerit, gua dapat one of those you know telemarketing calls.

awek telemarketing: hello, ini encik bla bla bla?
gua: hu'uh
awek telemarketing: encik dan pasangan encik telah dijemput bla bla bla bedeblablabla
gua: ok...
awek telemarketing: ...
gua: .....
awek telemarketing: encik nih dah kahwin ke?
gua: tak
awek telemarketing: encik umur bape?
gua: dua ploh nam
awek telemarketing: tapi suara macam dah matured je?
gua: tak lah (blur)
awek telemarketing: tapi encik program ini untuk orang yang dah kahwin
gua: eheh saya tak kahwin lagi
awek telemarketing: kami dapat nama encik daripada list maxis bla bla bla
gua: saya tak kahwin lagi (malas nak fikir apa nak cakap)
awek telemarketing: oh ye eh takpe ah bla bla bla tata titi tutu daaaaaaaaaaaa~! (TQ je sebenarnya dia ucap saje tambah garam)

sejak bila pulak umur dua puluh lebih belum matured? sigh bebudak zaman sekarang.

2nd-hand Instrument for Sale

Instrument list
Dissection scissors - used to hold or move structures
Arterial & jugular tubes - to draw or drain out all the blood before replacing it with embalming fluids like formaldehyde for preservation of structures as practiced in Anatomy
Head rest - to elevate the head
Ropes - to tie the corpse in places so that it does not change posture during dissection
Rubber gloves - protective
Goggles - protective
Jackets, aprons, etc. - protective
Scalpels - to cut the skin, organs or fibrous structures like fascia
Bone saw - used to cut bones like that of the head
Skull breaker or chisel - to break open the vault of the skull
Sternal saw - for cutting into the chest of the body by cutting the sternum
Dissecting knife - sharp cutting instruments
Toothed forceps - for tearing or holding structures
Mallet - used as a hammer
Skull key - a T-shaped chisel used as a lever while removing skull cap
Brain knife - to cleanly cut the brain into anatomical sections
Rib shears - to cut through the ribs while opening the chest
Dissecting scissors - for sharp cutting
Specimen jars - preservation of anatomical specimens
Metacarpal saw - a bone saw
Double-ended probe - used for probing either foramina
Tongue tie - to tie away the tongue so that it doesn't fall back into to pharynx
Formaldehyde - primary preservative for Anatomy



Sell reason: Too many sets of instrument.
Still in best condition.
No rust. All instrument are stainless steel.
Used for more then 50 bodies. (loss count)
C.O.D ONLY!

Best offer win! so.. blow me with your best shot.

p/s poyo.

Enthrallment - Cane The Messiah With The Crook

Klip video hari ini:
Band: Enthrallment
Bulgarian Brutal Death

p/s Jimbo lu kene kasi pinjam rambut lu kat vocalist band ni.

Life is Wonderful

It takes a crane to build a crane. It takes two floors to make a story. It takes an egg to make a hen. It takes a hen to make an egg. There is no end to what I'm sayingIt takes a thought to make a word. And it takes some words to make an action. And it takes some work to make it work. It takes some good to make it hurt. It takes some bad for satisfaction...

It takes a night to make it dawn. And it takes a day to make you yawn brother. And it takes some old to make you young. It takes some cold to know the sun. It takes the one to have the other. And it takes no time to fall in love. But it takes you years to know what love is. And it takes some fears to make you trust. It takes some tears to make it rust. It takes the rust to HAVE it polished..

It takes some silence to make sound. And it takes a loss before you found it. And it takes a road to go nowhere. It takes a toll to make you care. It takes a hole to MAKE a mountain..

life is wonderful. life goes full circle. life is meaningful. life is so full of love..

Happy Maal Hijrah 1430, Happy from 2008 and Happy for 2009 everybody..