February 28, 2011

Life is a gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word. Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food. Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife. Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion. Today before you complain about life. Think of someone who went too early to heaven. Before you complain about your children. Think of someone who desires children but they're barren. Before you complain about your "unperfect" body. Think of someone who born without an arm or leg or other parts of their body and cant do what you can do. Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn't clean or sweep. Think of the people who are living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive. Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job. Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job. But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another. Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around. Life is a gift, Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it EMBRACE IT and fulfill it and while you are at it give love to someone today. Love someone with what you do and the words you say. Love is not meant to be kept locked inside of us and hidden. So give it away "Give Love to someone today!" Remember to live each day to the fullest.

February 9, 2011

Pengalaman Seorang Petualang Tua di India

Seorang wartawan muda pergi ke panti jompo untuk meawancarai petualang legendaris yang sudah tua. Sang wartawan menanyakan kepada pria tua itu pengalaman paling mengesankan yang pernah ia alami.

Petualang tua itu berkata, "Pada waktu itu saya sedang berburu harimau Bengali di hutan India. Saya berjalan beriringan dengan pemandu lokal pembawa bekal berada di belakang saya. Tiba-tiba harimau terbesar yang belum pernah saya lihat meloncat di depan kami. Saya berbalik untuk mengambil senjata dan menemukan pemandu lokal saya sudah kabur. Harimau itu mendekat ke depan saya dan mengaum keras 'ROAAAARRRR'! Oh, saya berak di celana."

Wartawan itu berkata, "Dalam keadaan seperti itu sebagian besar orang akan melakukan hal yang sama."

Petualang tua itu berkata, "Bukan, bukan pada saat itu - ini saya berak baru saja ketika berteriak 'ROARRRR' tadi..."

February 2, 2011

DLTD #2

Weapon siot kancik ni.

January 15, 2011

DLTD #1

Dah lama tak dengar:

Kencang seyy!

December 18, 2010

Ayah bangga dengan cita-cita anak.

Seorang dokter nampak senang ketika puterinya yang masih kecil bermain-main dengan stetoskopnya.

"Ya, Tuhan, terima kasih banyak, puteriku ternyata ingin mengikuti jejakku sebagai seorang dokter," katanya dalam hati sambil tersenyum.

Si kecil kemudian mendekatkan stetoskop itu ke mulutnya dan berkata, "Selamat datang di McDonald's. Bapak nak order apa?"


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November 21, 2010

Kekasih Lama

Dah lama rasanya gua tak tulis cerita panjang-panjang. Ada cerita sedih ni gua nak sampai kan kat anda semua. Sedih giler tu……pastikan tisu berada di sisi anda…

Tersebut al-kisah 2 insan bercinta… yg laki tu nama Razak, yg pompuan tu nama Fatimah. Razak ni panggil fatimah ni sebagai ‘imah’ je (nak kasi nampak manje le tuh). imah ni lak panggil razak ni ‘abang’ je cos diorang ni dah close, lagi pun razak ni lagi tua drpd imah 4 tahun. Entah macam mana, diorang ni kena berpisah dlm jangka masa 3 tahun. Razak tu kena gi UK . lama gak tuh… Imah ni kesepian le kat Singapura. Since dah pisah lama gak.. then imah boring dok umah sorang …Ada lak mamat yg bernama kamarul dtg jumpa imah. mula2 imah dgn kamarul ni kawan je, kamarul ajak gi shopping, gi makan satay, gi bowling. Entah macam mana, hati imah
ni dah terpaut lak kat kamarul nih… maka hilang la bayang2 razak drpd hati imah..

Setelah genap 3 tahun.. razak pun pulang ke singapura. Beria2 le mamat nih nak jumpa imah. belum sempat nak call imah, razak ternampak imah dgn kamarul tengah date kat tengah2 town.
maka berderai le jiwa raga razak.. sedih je mamat tuh… tak lalu makan. at the same time.. imah dok jalan2… sembang le dgn kawan2 dia.. ntah camna dia dpt tahu kamarul tu laki org. imah pun peras..cuba nak kembali kepada razak. Masa tu dia lom tau lagi razak ni dah balik singapura.

Razak pun memberanikan diri dia… jumpa imah. dia gi le rumah imah. muka razak masam je.. imah tanya le apasal masam. razak cakap..”susah lah.. aku dah tau apa yang ko buat masa sepeninggalanku” imah terperanjat… “err bila masa lak nih.. aku setia apa…” kata imah razak berkata… tersedu2.. ” Aku sudah tau perhubunganmu dgn dgn kamarul …” imah terdiam… “tamat lah hubungan kita disini sahaja …” tambah razak. Razak amik gitar kapuk yg dibeli drpd UK tu……seraya berkata ” dengarlah lagu ini…, khas untuk mu…” razak start nyanyi sambil menatap wajah sedih imah yg sedang menangis…

I can tell by your eyes
That you’ve probably been crying forever
And the stars in the sky
Don’t mean nothing to you
They’re a mirror
I don’t wanna talk about it
How you broke my heart
If I stay here just a little bit longer
If I stay here won’t you listen
To my heart, ohhh, my heart

imah terdiam… masih menangis….razak sambung…

If I stand all alone
Will the shadows hide the colours of my heart
Blue for the fears
Black for the night’s fears
The stars in the sky
Don’t mean nothing to you
> They’re a mirror

I don’t wanna talk about it
How you broke my heart
If I stay here just a little bit longer
If I stay here won’t you listen
To my heart, ohhh, my heart

“suara razak terus mendayu2….

“My heart, oh my heart, this old heart………”
“I don’t wanna to talk about it, how you broke my heart.
But if I stay here just a little bit longer,
if I stay here, won’t you listen
to my heart, oh, my heart? My heart, oh, my heart!”

razak ulangi phrase yg sama…….imah terdiam…walaupun
air mata masih mengalir…

My heart, oh my heart, this old heart………”
“I don’t wanna to talk about it, how you broke my heart.
But if I stay here just a little bit longer,
if I stay here, won’t you listen to my heart, oh, my heart?
My heart, oh, my heart!”

setelah tamat lagu yang dinyanyikan oleh razak untuk imah itu… tiba2 mulut imah berkata … ” abang, imah nak beritahu abang sesuatu” “katakan lah duhai imah” jawap razak dengan suara perlahan… ” err…… err…” kata imah dlm keadaan bersalah…”katakan lah .. katakan lah imah.. abang sanggup terima…” tambah razak…perlahan2.. imah berkata

“abang…”
“sebenarnya… imah tak paham bahasa Inggeris…”

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