Showing posts with label sardar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sardar. Show all posts

December 20, 2011

Sandar

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


Kah kah kah!

March 26, 2009

Sardar

Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

March 20, 2009

Sardar

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

March 10, 2009

Sardar

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

February 28, 2009

Sardar (Part 1)

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .