Kita wajib kembali..

Kita wajib kembali ke bumi. Siapa bekerja siapa makan. Siapa ke laut dia dapat ikan. Siapa ke sawah dia dapat padi. Siapa pilihara ayam dia dapat telor. Siapa tidak bekerja dia pelesit zaman. Jangan jadi dedalu makan atas angin.Jangan jadi parasit.Jangan jadi pijat siang malam hisap darah.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA

Gua tahu luorang semua tengah sakan layan open house.
Gua pon BZ layan doktor gigi :)

Negara jajahan takluk gua baru sambut raya. Sebab tu ucapan raya gua delay sikit.


Maaf zahir kalau ada terpotong organ-organ luar dan dalaman luorang.

Kalau hati luorang terguris. gua minta maaf. LUORANG PUSSY.


SELAMAT HARI RAYA!

Hamba Abdi kepada Tuhan Mesin

Hospital Carnage

ketaketaketak!

Hari Cikgu

Selamat Hari Cikgu kepada semua cikgu-cikgu.
Terutama cikgu Ho Fatt Hock.


Teach now or die!

p/s rancangan makanan tambahan dah pupus ke apa??

Jalur Gemilang

Saya warganegara Malaysia.

Saya pembayar cukai.

Ini negara saya.

Stop trying to make other people happy

Its their blood business to make them self happy!

Kambing!

HIDUP KAMBENG!
HIDUP METAL!

Cerita Sambungan

Gua lupa lah gua ada banyak cerita bersambung sambung lupa nak sambung. Luorang nak gua sambung yang mana?

Love is a gamble

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name.

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Berjudi adalah haram disisi agama islam. Tapi kalau ditengah? dibawah? diatas?
Kakak kau punya laki lah itu pon nak kene ajar ke apa!!

Hilang tanpa bayang

Gua akan terbang ke "The Land of Cripple Bastards" esok dan akan berada di sana untuk beberapa minggu.

Ayuh! penjelajahan bermula...

Wanted Dead!

Mamat bertopi WANTED DEAD!
Lokasi terakhir Johor Bahru
Suka kolek tshirt bandel
Tapi sekarang macam kolek jam Casio pulak.
Pakai kereta kelisa warna hijau tahi kuda belakang kemek.
Dengar cerita dia kawen lari kat siam. Tapi masih isytihar single.

Mayat misti dipotong 18.
Supaya mudah untuk diproses menjadi daging cube mengikut standard pasaran daging beku di Romania.

REWARD - Tiket AirAsia pegi sahaja ke Phuket.

Masalah Perempuan

Gua tak tahu lah apasal. Pelik juga, nak kata tak hensem, ada rupa jugak.. kereta pon gua ada. Rumah ada. Tapi gua tak tau apasal awek-awek susah nak melekat dgn gua. Keluar date 1-2 kali, lepas tu terus kene ignore. sms tak reply, call taknak angkat. confuse siak.

Apa masalah gua sebenarnya? cubalah awek-awek yg ignore gua ni kasi tahu. komunikasi, kasi tahu apasal ignore gua. Gua pon ada perasaan siak. Cuba cakap terus terang 'u ni bosan sebab tu i ignore u, paham?' .. 'u takde style.. i suka yg stylo.. koler pacak.' .. 'time dating mata u liar asik tgk pompuan hot lalu lalang.. i ni depan mata u.. u tak tgk pon.' ..' kete u comel sgt i jeles!'

kasi tahu la wei. Umur dah lanjut. Presure ni.

Something Strange Happen

Damn I can't believe I've been chatting with some of my friends for hours, looked at the clock - 3:10 AM. I had a long day, went out to eat at a very tacky place, even sitting down looking blur required energy. It's a windy early morning, it rained during the evening, now it's just cold and wet, I opened the windows, letting some air in - no way, close it - the wind is way too chilling, giving me unnecessary goosebumps. My arms are sore from slothing through the traffic jam on the way home from junction to junction, traffic jams at 10 PM, my muscles weren't prepared for it hence the extra tiresome effect. Oh well, maybe I should stop chatting and just lay on the bed to enjoy one of the dvds from yesterday's dvd rampage. But there's something discomforting about this night, a strange feeling, the same feeling you get when you're all alone in a big mansion working on a novel in the attic, a big tree within window view, wind blowing as if for no reason at all. I don't know, I opened the door, checked the study - my housemate has already stopped chatting.

I guess I should switch off the wireless router, keep it fresh for the next broadband session, it's always good to not let your cheap ass appliances catch heat. Okay then, turn off the lights, put on a dvd, maybe a light comedic heartwarming movie to even out the chilly atmosphere of nature outside.

.....Okay this movie's not bad, but why the sad ending? I hate sad endings, I'm the type of guy who strongly feels that art is escape from reality, and in reality, I hate sadness, oh well I've been watching too much Hollywood I guess.

*Knock*Knock*

There's a knock on the front door, oh well I'm too lazy to get up, but no one else's downstairs. After much hesitation I headed to the front door during which I realize why would someone knock on the door when the gate is high and definitely not left open and we definitely have doorbells?! I panicked......Be cool you're a guy, it could be a family member for some odd reason, be cool, it could be an emergency, it could be a guy with a bloody head and one of the arms swinging around as it was out of his control since it was bitten off by the houndaifnhakSTOP okay be cool, open the door slowly.....

No one was there, I panicked again, I've heard such stories in my hometown of people getting heavy banging on the door and no one there when opened. But this was a light knock, I closed the door. However curiousity can sometimes overcome fear, maybe one of my socialite friend back from the club is pulling a prank on me. I waited for a while... 5 seconds........ 30 seconds..... I opened the door with one swift swing, a white object flies away from the door.

I hastily chased it. It was a piece of paper with something written on it :

Dear next door neighbour,

i know we don't talk much only the occasional smile or nod of the head, but i have always appreciated this one luxury you have always provided for me, you bless me with this one thing forbidden in my house as my parents see it as the devil. see i have a long distance girlfriend who i love so much and would never think of neglecting, i don't want to lose her, never! she needs my attention, and there is not one event better in my days than speaking to her, but since the world is not flat and her timezone is different i have had to wake up at unfortunate times to gain access to communication with her, and i understand u need to sleep and all, but i hope it's not rude of me to ask that you leave on your wireless router for a while longer, maybe u can let it rest when u're executing your morning urinatings since i'm pretty sure i'm cool by then, i usually only need a few hours with her on msn, usually around 4AM - 9AM. i sincerely hope u will think about this, thank you dear neighbour, smile or nod of the head to you later.

PS : Plz fix the doorbell, I nearly scratched my balls climbing your thief hating gate. ok byez


*I dedicate this entry to all wireless broadband parasites out there. WsffasaKUhgka.

Scarlett Johansson

fuckmenow.

Jimbo, jangan pandang belakang!

Gambar lu wa dah sebarkan di semua warong/kedai makan kg melayu.

Kete katak(enjin 1.8) gua dah lama tak angkut mayat cincang. kalau lu berhajat lu cuba2 lah tunjuk muka kat kg melayu!!!

stakat kancil standard lu tu. wa kasi 5 tiang.

Jimbo, lu tak selamat...


"We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow." (Ted Bundy)